Collects the favourite parts of "Zoo magazine" and presents them in a book form. It includes jokes, quotes, photos, and Pub Facts.

Jokes: more than 300 of the best. Vetted by the magazine's staff, these are the funniest jokes you'll read all year.
Clean example:
Who's the patron saint of email?
St Francis of a cc.
Rude example:
Don't be surprised to see phone regulators going after interactive adult channels next. Apparently they are creaming off hundreds every night!
Mouthing Off! Is the part of the magazine where the week's great quotes are featured. Funny, dumb, rude - we've got the lot! "I have a great child, great family, great friends and a great vibrator." Geri Halliwell, on life without a man.
They're Talking Balls! Is the sports quote section where you can read the howlers, bullsh*t and stupid comments from sportsmen and commentators alike.
"Cristiano Ronaldo goes down far too easily for my liking, but remember he's literally had two big men up his backside for 90 minutes" Tony Gale on Sky Sports.
InBox, Accidental Porn, Read their Lips
The photographs featured here range from the revolting to the ridiculous, passing through funny, weird and bonkers on the way. There are gruesome accidents, innocent-but-dirty photos, funny signs and loads of other hilarious images.
Pub Facts
Fascinating, interesting, useless! Hundreds of great talking points and conversation starters:
The dormouse has the largest relative penis of any animal in a penis-size-to-body ratio comparison.