STRONG LANGUAGE! NOT FOR CHILDREN! Jon Smith shares his experiences with the newest deity, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to legend, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, starting with a mountain, trees, and a midget. In GOD SPEAKS! Jon Smith presents words of prophecy and wisdom taken directly from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, he offers proof that this is so, proof any reader can apply at home in complete safety using everyday household items (pencils, paper, erasers, etc.). All readers, both believers and skeptics alike, will be transformed by the revealed poetic wisdom on such topics as love, sex, service, and cleanliness. Read blunt and eye-opening commentary on the seven deadly sins and other world religions. GOD SPEAKS! ends with an astonishing set of prophecies on how the world will end and a catalog of 10,000 mysterious uninterpreted verses never published before. GOD SPEAKS! is also a thoughtful spiritual essay on delusion and belief. www.lulu.com/stress