Contains over 100 of the kooky goofs that make women so amusingly endearing, or dumb stuff that the fairer sex come out with, depending on how you look at it. This book features several real-life quotes from readers' wives, girlfriends and relations.

Masses of female faux pas! This book contains over 100 of the kooky goofs that make women so amusingly endearing, or dumb stuff that the fairer sex come out with, depending on how you look at it. This hugely popular feature, in FHM, prints real-life quotes from readers' wives, girlfriends, and relations. It's tough to explain, so here are some examples: Watching Big Brother with a female friend, we wondered where a Scottish contestant came from. I said he was from the Outer Hebrides. "Aren't they in space?" she said, puzzled; My Girlfriend was telling her mates about a friend of mine who was on the England karate team, only for one of them to ask, "What song does he sing?"; and sitting round the breakfast table, my sister stared at the bottle of milk before asking how farmers could tell the difference between semi-skimmed and full-cream cows.