A zany collection of over 20 brews to tempt your lover on Valentine's Day.

Did you know that lettuce dampens lust? That asses milk baths may moisten your skin but are to be avoided in the Egyptian desert? That chocolate is a sure-fire aphrodisiac (and will help you deduce the secrets of the universe)? That passionfruit has no sexy history whatsoever? A hilarious look at chocolate truffles, chilli bosom expander, passionfruit cordial, a guaranteed potato aphrodisiac (guaranteed to contain potatoes, anyway), feather boas, a bubble bath definitely not used by Cleopatra, rhino horn and other moods of love.