Have you ever had to decide what to do with an unidentified corpse by a Devonian cow shed when the herd is due in for milking? This is a blackly funny account of one GP's daily round, and his misguided attempts to make sense of the career in which he has unwittingly found himself.

Have you ever had to decide what to do with a very large dead body on a Mexican beach, or an unidentified corpse by a Devonian cow shed when the herd is due in for milking? And how would you react if one of your patients was abducted by aliens? This is a blackly funny account of one GP's daily round. From coping with the suicide of a colleague to the unusual whereabouts of a jar of Colman's mustard, the story follows this rural doctor's misguided attempts to make sense of the career in which he has unwittingly found himself.