Beware of the Ninja Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy

A collection that includes tales such as: Stranded aliens seek out Earth's most intelligent species; A bully discovers the meaning of spatial displacement; two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch; When a swarm of sneaking, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighbourhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back.

Stranded aliens seek out Earth's most intelligent species. (Hint: It's not us.) A bully discovers the meaning of "spatial displacement". Two girls find out why you should never annoy a witch. When a swarm of sneaking, slashing, scurrying ninja weenies invades their neighbourhood, a boy and his best friend find a way to fight back. Acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with his sixth collection of warped and creepy tales. Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where David got the idea for each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare.