If you have already met Albert 'I am NOT a snail' Aiten on his website at www.althought.com then you will know that he lives his life in the local park. He has thoughts on everything from billboard advertising to his perception of everyday objects. Today, however, is different. Very different indeed when he can't find his friend Granny Poad. A venture into her shed leads to a strange land where everything is blue. Along the way he meets some strange characters all in a mission to rescue the pensioner, and an unusal bird, from the clutches of Grimoire Guitar owning Grimrick.