A spoof of the famed Oprah-book Simple Abundance and other self-help books targeting the contemporary woman.

Here, the authors provide hilarious daily entries ripped from gratitude diaries of individual women across North America. Hysterical, often sardonic, sometimes off-the-wall, each set of observations relates to popular culture and provides an outrageous voice for the ordinary 'everywoman' of today. The warning is clear: 'Do not be sucked into the vortex of self-help!'. Inner peace can be attained in these life-affirming, laugh-out-loud-funny pages. The book allows us to peek inside the journals of mafia wives, manicurists, inmates, hypochondriacs, schizophrenics and nuns.